Do you want me to tell you a joke about a few pigs in the mud...oh wait thats a dirty joke.
There is a kid in my class, and whenever someone asked him why the chicken crossed the road, he would say, "Because it felt like it, gosh."
Why DIDN'T the chicken cross the road?
Because he didn't feel like it.
What do you call a horse at night?
A nightmare.
2 comments:
Great jokes! Now I have a few for you!!
Merry Christmas! May God Bless you and your family!
D. Lightfoot
What do you call an old snowman?
Water!
What goes “oh, oh, oh”?
Santa walking backwards!
What do snowmen eat for breakfast?
Frosted flakes!
How many presents can Santa fit in an empty sack?
Only one, after that it’s not empty any more!
Your jokes made me laugh. I'd leave one for you but I've never been good at telling jokes! Happy New Year!
Justin, Kaela, Nathan and Jenna
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