JOKES! I Love jokes! I have a small board beside my desk at school with jokes for the kids to read. I have added a few of my favorite Thanksgiving jokes! Enjoy!! D. Lightfoot
Which side of the turkey has the most feathers? The outside!
Can a turkey jump higher than the Empire State Building? Yes. A building can't jump at all!
What type of music did the Pilgrims like? Plymouth Rock!
Personally, I think Mr Dudley's idea was really good. You come up with some great jokes and poems that can make the world smile. Bring them on, young friend.
Hi Jack- I would love to read your poems and jokes! And I know Scott would as well! I bet there are many other people waiting to see them. Don't keep us waiting too long. :)
Brett Favre, after living a full life, died. When he got to heaven, God was showing him around. They came to a modest little house with a faded Packers' flag in the window.
"This house is yours for eternity, Brett," said God. "This is very special; not everyone gets a house up here."
Brett felt special, indeed, and walked up to his house.
On his way up the porch, he noticed another house just around the corner. It was a 3-story mansion with a blue and silver sidewalk, a 50 foot tall flagpole with an enormous Dallas Cowboys' flag, and in every window a Cowboys silver star.
Brett looked at God and said, "God, I'm not trying to be ungrateful, but I have a question. I was an all-pro QB, I won 2 super Bowls, and I even went to the Hall of Fame."
God said, "So what do you want to know, Brett?"
"Well, why does Tony Romo get a better house than me?"
God chuckled and said, "Brett, that's not Tony Romo's house; it's mine!"
7 comments:
I'm glad you put that about the clock because I wondered if you were the only 10 year old on the planet awake at 5 am!
Definitely would love some jokes. Because the boy ones I'm hearing at my house are pretty pathetic.
Colin: Knock knock.
me: who's there?
C: Water.
me: Water who?
C: Water and sand man on the ceiling!! (laughs hysterically)
help, please!
JOKES! I Love jokes! I have a small board beside my desk at school with jokes for the kids to read. I have added a few of my favorite Thanksgiving jokes! Enjoy!!
D. Lightfoot
Which side of the turkey has the most feathers?
The outside!
Can a turkey jump higher than the Empire State Building?
Yes. A building can't jump at all!
What type of music did the Pilgrims like?
Plymouth Rock!
Personally, I think Mr Dudley's idea was really good. You come up with some great jokes and poems that can make the world smile. Bring them on, young friend.
Jack, Nana and GrandPa would love to hear some of your jokes and poems.
Hi Jack- I would love to read your poems and jokes! And I know Scott would as well! I bet there are many other people waiting to see them. Don't keep us waiting too long. :)
I HAVE A GOOD JOKE!!!
Brett Favre, after living a full life, died. When he got to heaven, God was showing him around. They came to a modest little house with a faded Packers' flag in the window.
"This house is yours for eternity, Brett," said God. "This is very special; not everyone gets a house up here."
Brett felt special, indeed, and walked up to his house.
On his way up the porch, he noticed another house just around the corner. It was a 3-story mansion with a blue and silver sidewalk, a 50 foot tall flagpole with an enormous Dallas Cowboys' flag, and in every window a Cowboys silver star.
Brett looked at God and said, "God, I'm not trying to be ungrateful, but I have a question. I was an all-pro QB, I won 2 super Bowls, and I even went to the Hall of Fame."
God said, "So what do you want to know, Brett?"
"Well, why does Tony Romo get a better house than me?"
God chuckled and said, "Brett, that's not Tony Romo's house; it's mine!"
Good for people to know.
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