Paperwork

If you read my paper, you know if you liked it or not. I wrote another one about Paul. It wasn't true and I didn't like it as much as the other one. It was when I helped him walk. I haven't gotten my score back yet. you can get a 1,2,3, or a 4. I got a 4 on the other one.

Happy Birthday to Paul From Jack

Paul Probably would have had his first sleepover/birthday party. Even though he wasn't here, we had a fun party for him!

Sorry!!

I haven't gotten to post very much because:

1: My grandparents basicly don't have enternet. (It's really hard to use it at least.)

2: There was something wrong with the Lynch's enternet.

3: We only stayed at the Salamy's house for one night.

Finally I get to do it again. I thought you were getting pretty bored.

jokes

Do you want me to tell you a joke about a few pigs in the mud...oh wait thats a dirty joke.

There is a kid in my class, and whenever someone asked him why the chicken crossed the road, he would say, "Because it felt like it, gosh."

Why DIDN'T the chicken cross the road?
Because he didn't feel like it.

What do you call a horse at night?
A nightmare.

Fazzoli Man flies into the cave and begins an arguement with the evil Pizza Man. He had pizza gaurds beside him.

"why are you turning the people of my town into...PIZZA!

"It's simple. Because pizza tastes so good! I'm going to turn you from a breadstick into pizza!

"That's IT! You said pizza tastes good...right?

"Ye-no no. I did not...Fazz!"

"Yes you did...Pizz!"

suddenly "Fazz" started eating "Pizz".

"OWWWWWWWW!!!!!!! That hurts!!!"

When Fazz was done with his feast everyone was turned into a human again. Once again Fazzoli Man saved the day.

Fazzoli Man and the evil pizza man.




Fazzoli Man was just taking a break when out of nowhere a car landed right beside him. "That's not natural," he said. He jumped up and took a look around. Sure enough there were people screaming skyscrapers falling and fling pizza. He imeadiatly new pizza man was behind this. He looked at his "hideout" cave. He saw people walk in and come out as pizza! Fazzoli Man Flew into the cave.

To be continued.

May I ask you a question?

Sure.

Are you a smart American or a dumb American?

Yes.

What's 1+1?

2.

What's 2+2?

4.

What's 4+4?

8.

What's 8+8?

16.

What's 16+16?

32.

What's 32+32?

64.

What's 64+64?

128.

What's 128+128?

256.

What's 256+256?

512.

What's 512+512?

1024.

What's 1024+1024?

2048.

What's the first question I asked you?

What's 1+1.

Nope! You're a dumb American.

It was: May I ask you a question!


(I had no help from my parents on the math.)